Dedicated to all what we are going through or who like me and we 'already' past and can 'laugh at ....
BEACH
Q: But her how old she is?
A: He was just 2 ½ years.
D: AHHH I told you love was about 2 / 3 .. when the mother called her and 'out of the water without making a fuss .. And how do for lunch on the beach?
R: But I eat everything, we go to the restaurant and order spaghetti or potato and meat and eat down. Until 'did not finish everything does not get up ..
D: Ohhh ... And then where do you go from here? Back in town 'that the sea stirs the children if they spend too much time?
A: No, in reality 'we end holidays in Thailand, we will stay one week in a resort and let the baby girl to the club's playing and we will do dive all day ..
D: Eheheh ???!!!! Love I told you they were a bit 'strange ...
R: And what was his?
D: 10 months
R: And it 's the first time you see the sea and sand? No because it 's twenty minutes that my daughter is playing with sand tanto che non riesce piu' a respirare..
D: UHUHUH...
R: E per caso le avete mai insegnato a mangiare intorno ad un tavolo composta? Ha spiaccicato tutto il panino sul costume di mia figlia che sta piangendo a squarciagola...
D: Grande patata ... anche a me la Thailandia non e' mai piaciuta..!
AL TELEFONO COI GENITORI
Telefonata pre-patata:
Mamma: Amore? A che ore ti sei svegliata? Perche' hai questa voce dell'oltretomba?
Giulia: Mamma dai sono ancora a letto. E' Domenica, e' vero sono le 2 ma ieri sera eravamo ad un compleanno e siamo tornati alle 5 stamani..
Mamma: Oddio?? E mica there will be drug addicts? And mica have been drinking ... The kids today do not know more 'fun .. But where will you go 'to finish this world?? But I say .. And we would be in your hands?! Oh GesuGiuseppeMaria ...
Julia: Mom?! but we have only been to a birthday we danced and laughed a lot, guys are healthy, we stopped to have breakfast and then we went home ..
Mom: And you covered? That skirt you had on Christmas he was not so 'long?! Even Aunt Celestine made me out .. "Your daughter is too stripped around ... There are bad things out .. and then gets sick .."
Anyway, we are never to be found .. Your father and I are so 'sad .. We seem to have no more 'a daughter ..
Giulia: Mamma... ehm... ti volevo dire che mi hanno proposto un lavoro a Tokio, parto domani e i telefoni li' non prendono, ti chiamo io quando posso. Ok? Ciao Ciao Ciao, si saluta anche zia Celestina, no non piangere ci vediamo presto...
Telefonata post-Patata:
Giulia: Ciao Mamma, come st..
Mamma: Amore! come sta la bambina?
Giulia: Mamma tutto bene, si e' addormentata adesso, ma ti volevo dir..
Mamma: E perche' dorme cosi' presto? Mica stara' poco bene? L' hai tenuta troppo scoperta oppure l'hai fatta stancare troppo?
Giulia: No no, ha mangiato ed e' crollata, ma..
Mamma: Ma le stai dando cio' che ti ha detto la pediatra? Non I feel grown up at all .. If you fall asleep while eating and it all ends and 'obviously does not grow ... mah not give it all for me .. However, the've organized the birthday party?
Julia: But Mom we are in December and his birthday 'in May .. Rather than next week, and 'my birthday, celebrate with your family?
Mom: I do not know I love to do .. I have to go looking for gifts for the baby .. Then I bring the rides and then I promised to take her to see Santa and then ...
Julia: Mom, however, you would like to say that I have a fever, I feel very good because 'I would like to know if you can keep the baby tonight and then you think that medicine can I take?
Mom: Oh my God!
Julia: What 's that?
Mom: And you could not say before??
Julia: I tried! ... But you did not f. ..
Mom: (Shouting) locked in a stanzaaaa, put a bandana to his mouth and you do not bring the child for no reason at all. They are already 'installed in the car and I'm coming, I'll take the baby!
Julia: Thanks mom. But what can I take to heal?
Mom: Click!
And after these two examples we analyze the following questions:
and the Sixth day God created 'the soup:
the sixth month or so, doctors are starting to encourage mothers ; weaning. encourage them to use the term 'few people know what it means to make a soup broth in a 6 months old baby used to the breast or bottle .. You smashed it on the clothes, find yourself in the pants .. I swear .. in his underpants, and finds it in your hair your child and then never ends .. the pacifier, the spit and remain .. At the restaurant, you become the enemy number one of the restaurants, dishes overflowing mess and throwing the neighboring tables into a beautiful and tasty "Tempestini ... name was never here just as well for a soup.
BIS AND WHEN?
It is not clear why, but when you go around with a stroller and a baby in tow, we should attract a whole host of people who do not fanno che dire: "Che bel bambino!" "Ah grazie signora" " E non ne fa un altro? Via su, quando ne fa un altro?"...
Un altrooooooooo? Ma io ancora mi devo riprendere da questo! La mia pancia sta tornando decente solo da pochi giorni e dormo ancora con lo scaldabiberon sul comodino.. mi verrebbe da dirle: " Signora ma la notte noi mica si dorme sa?! Si figuri trovare il tempo di fare il secondo.. e anche ad avercene, questo manco parla e cammina e io dovrei riaffrontare tutto da capoooooooo per un secondo? Ma signora lei quanti figli ha avuto? No io non ne ho avuti signorina. Ah ecco! "
ERA MEGLIO PRIMA E SARA' MEGLIO POI:
Ognuno ha una sua teoria, ma piu' o meno tutti dicono che i momenti migliori sono alla nascita di un bimbo, che e' di tua totale gestione, si ribella poco e non interagisce affatto, permettendoti di scegliere per lui in totale e libero arbitrio. Poi il buio e invece verso i 2 anni la pace dei sensi.. si ricomincia a respirare. I bimbi vanno verso una maggiore indipendenza. Puoi ricomincia a far dei viaggetti e iniziare a divertirti con loro, che iniziano ad interagire maggiormente con te. La notte dovrebbe essere un momento di pace e non una giungla, scandita dalle poppate e dai bibe sul comodino e andare a cena fuori dovrebbe ricominciare ad essere un piacere anziche' una lotta contro il tempo, con la speranza che il conto arrivi molto prima che that pot of sauce you end up on new pants. So we are often a dream that greatly right now. The two-year .. already 'make assumptions about the birthday party. Falls, clowns, giraffes and elephants in the garden hired specifically for the debut 'of your little .. Losing sight of the present, hoping for a better future .. but as we are funny .. we have a hope in the lives of today's baby and now wonder how it will 'tomorrow! It was better before and will be 'better then they tell you all, but I want to enjoy the potato now and in every moment!
ABRACADABRA: TRANSACTIONS OF CHILDREN burgeoning
seems impossible, but even the most 'sane can not' resist a pair of Nike but just like our version of 10 cm in length ... the concentration from 200 € cashmere cover that makes you so warm in winter. I personally have already 'passed on to my daughter, my craze for shoes .. has a collection of various numbers and colors .. I keep them 'in plain sight, and some maybe not I'll post them to him' never 'cause the numbers of 3 Ugg
over his that WOULD BE just does not seem to marry this summer and with the climate of August .. However it appears that there are shops for children of magic potions, fragrances and colors that will not leave anyone indifferent 'to the contrary, that the dads with their companions, for little children always have a credit card at hand .. I 'mothers drain bank accounts just to have that object so 'delicious that obviously will not be' used but never while exposing it as a trophy in the bedroom .. I could set up a competition .. send me pictures of the collections of shoes for your kids .. so I know that you have plenty of them in the closet!
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